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Can I Come Out Yet?

“Wow that chic out there is really losing it,” the man at the urinal said. My dad looked over. “’Tha

Psarah Johnson Vaccinating the “Unworthy” What is our main objective with this vaccine? What is the

I will be the first to admit wearing a mask is a pain in the ass. They are uncomfortable, hot, very

We had a very large pyracantha bush in our front yard growing up. One prick from that bush was all

“I just can’t stand the thought of our little Psarah being laughed at.” That was the rationale offer

Bone dust has a very distinct and instantly recognizable smell. Especially when it happens to be yo

The first time I read Spoon Theory, like many others, I was inspired. As a woman who has dealt my en

As a young, disabled woman living in the United States of Impossible Beauty Standards, it can be dif

I’m thinking of starting a new travel service. It will be called “Go With a Gimp”. For the low, low

Dear Asshole Toilet-Squatting Women, Stop it! Seriously! It is high time for you grown ass women to

It’s on obscenely cold, gray days like this that I like to take a nice chilly, deep breath in and ta

Ah snow days! As a student, I cherished them. As a teacher, I begged for them. Now, as the Artist Fo

One thing I really like about my blog program is that it understands me in ways so few people do. L

“This chic, like, totally biffed it on the stairs tonight at Red Rocks. It was so funny!

I was at a one year old’s birthday party when it happened; a moment of perfect truth. She’d be