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Can I Come Out Yet?
“Wow that chic out there is really losing it,” the man at the urinal said. My dad looked over. “’Tha
21 January, 2022Vaccinating the unworthy
Psarah Johnson Vaccinating the “Unworthy” What is our main objective with this vaccine? What is the
02 March, 2021Wear a Mask
I will be the first to admit wearing a mask is a pain in the ass. They are uncomfortable, hot, very
07 June, 2020Pyracantha
We had a very large pyracantha bush in our front yard growing up. One prick from that bush was all y
31 December, 2019Journey for A new year
“I just can’t stand the thought of our little Psarah being laughed at.” That was the rationale offer
31 December, 2019The Smell of Bone
Bone dust has a very distinct and instantly recognizable smell. Especially when it happens to be yo
20 February, 2017Matchstick Theory
The first time I read Spoon Theory, like many others, I was inspired. As a woman who has dealt my en
20 December, 2016Bringing Sexy Back
As a young, disabled woman living in the United States of Impossible Beauty Standards, it can be dif
13 September, 2016Go with a Gimp: Your Handy Travel Specialist
I’m thinking of starting a new travel service. It will be called “Go With a Gimp”. For the low, low
29 February, 2016How to Go to the Bathroom without Being a Total Dick About It
Dear Asshole Toilet-Squatting Women, Stop it! Seriously! It is high time for you grown ass women to
21 January, 2016These Are a Few of the Best Fucking Things Ever
It’s on obscenely cold, gray days like this that I like to take a nice chilly, deep breath in and ta
06 January, 2016Mad Max: Flurry Road
Ah snow days! As a student, I cherished them. As a teacher, I begged for them. Now, as the Artist Fo
14 December, 2015Don’t wanna. Can’t make me.
One thing I really like about my blog program is that it understands me in ways so few people do. L
25 November, 2015Falling Down at Red Rocks: one incident, many perspectives.
“This chic, like, totally biffed it on the stairs tonight at Red Rocks. It was so funny!
13 November, 2015Finding T Rex: Thoughts on Deformities
I was at a one year old’s birthday party when it happened; a moment of perfect truth. She’d be
06 November, 2015
